Alex Kobbs, creator of LEGO "film" Battle of the Brick, is a busy man, for not only is he making a stop-motion movie based on Halo, he’s just made one based on XBLA shooter Geometry Wars as well.

Called Geometry – Everything you need to know!, it’s the tale of what happens when you sit down to do some serious learning, but find yourself dreaming of an Xbox Live Arcade game instead.

If you think that, having to build every enemy and bullet then animate them individually he’d skimp on the quantity of on-screen action, then you are mistaken.

(Kotaku)

What you’re looking at is part of a new line of LEGO Star Wars watches that are dropping April 1st. Which, I know, is April Fools, but these products are real. Some styles are kids-size only but there are some adult sizes as well. $22 for kids, $30 for adults but the adult watches don’t come with a complimentary minifig like the kid’s ones. Why do they get toys and I don’t?! That right there is some honky tonk bullshit. Oh — oh — TEMPER TANTRUM! Just try to put me in time-out, I dare you.

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